How Do Soccer Goalies Miss?

Look I’ve never played soccer (outside of when I was 7 and completely dominated. Was so good the coach actually told my mom it wasn’t fair for the other kids and asked me not to play the next season. So like, that good) so it’s really hard for me to fully grasp the intricacies of the sport.

But after watching some highlights on ESPN, I do not understand how a goalie misses a shot from 30 yards out. It absolutely baffles me. Like it the same as watching baseball on tv and not realizing how fast those balls truly come. You can watch the ball for multiple seconds and react to it. I don’t care what anyone’s take is, or how many years you have played soccer, or what analytics say. If you can jump to touch the crossbar on the net and are able bodied, you should not allow a goal. Period. I don’t care if it’s Ronaldo or Messi or Ibrahimovic, if you allow a goal you’re a fucking bum. Putting all amateur or pro goalies on notice, if I get 2 weeks to train the basics and drop a couple of lb’s I will block every goddamn goal. Book it.

So just a synopsis of this blog. If your job is to guard a a net that is 8 yards wide and 8 feet high, and allow anyone to hit a goal from 30 fucking yards away, you need to quit. Maybe be an accountant or construction worker, but retire from soccer.

Rams Take a Huge Risk, Potentially Huge Reward

When the Los Angeles Rams placed Aqib Talib on IR, shutting him down for 8 weeks minimum, there was concern for a defense giving up 346 total yards per game. When they shipped opposite starting Cornerback Marcus Peters to Baltimore for LB Kenny Young and a 2020 5th round pick, there was confusion.

With having both of their Week 1 starting CB’s no longer available, it left the team with Troy Hill, Nickell Robey-Coleman, David Long Jr, and Darious Williams at corner, respectively. Hill has shown potential under the tutelage of Wade Phillips and has appeared in 46 games with the Rams (starting 14) in 4+ seasons. NRC is best known as the “slot god” and should be kept in the slot as he is one of the best at his craft in the game. David Long Jr. is a player this regime really liked coming out in the 2019 draft from Michigan. Long Jr. scored either 1st or 2nd in all of Pro Football Focus’ advanced stats and gave up an eye popping 18 receptions for 130 yards in 595 defensive snaps in his college career. Darious Williams is by far the least experienced as he is in his second season with the Rams, appearing in 5 out of 6 games this season, with not much to show for it.

This all brings us to Tuesday. Seemingly out of nowhere, after General Manager Les Snead, Head Coach Sean McVay, COO Kevin Demoff and co. continued wheeling and dealing, a blockbuster of all trades went down. Sending a 2020 and 2021 1st round pick along with a 2021 4th round pick to Jacksonville for All-Pro Corner Jalen Ramsey.

This front office has never shied away from taking risks. From signing free agent Ndamukong Suh, to making trades for EDGE Dante Fowler Jr., Cornerbacks Marcus Peters and Aqib Talib, and today for Jalen Ramsey, they are willing to go all in. There have been good and bad in all of those risks, but unlike past regimes in this franchise the focus seems to be getting better each day. This move, as stated in the title of this blog, is high risk and high reward. Ramsey is under contract through the 2020 season and can become a free agent, where he will undoubtedly set the high water mark for corner backs, currently held by Xavien Howard in Miami at an average of $15.3 million per year. The Rams must believe they have a high chance of signing him long term, as you would think giving up 10 combined years under contract between two first round picks for around a season and a half rental isn’t beneficial for the long term.

The first test for Ramsey, assuming of course he passes his physical, will be this Sunday against Julio Jones and the Atlanta Falcons. Jalen will not be up to speed on play calls and audibles, but with a player of his skill set, the belief has to be to put him on the field and let him play football.

This team is clearly in win now mode and the window for a championship could be closing much faster than expected, especially with long term contracts kicking in in the next two seasons. The Rams now possess arguably the two best players at their respective positions on defense, DT Aaron Donald and Ramsey, coupled with an insanely talented offense. At 3-3 in the most competitive division in football there is work that has to be done. But the steps they took today have definitely made this team better. Although after injuries and poor play on the offensive line, maybe the front office should pick up the phone and call Washington Redskins GM Bruce Allen to see what the asking price on Tackle Trent Williams would be.

Is Texas Really Back?

Look; I have been a Texas fan for, what seems to be, too long. I can remember sitting on my couch at 7 years old and watched a 21 year old sober (probably) Ricky Williams collect award, after award after award. Or as a 13 year old enamored with the electric Vince Young to Limas Sweed connection more than talking to girls. Or how about a 17 year old Michael (yup, going third person here so you know it’s gonna be a ride) enthralled with everything Colt McCoy to Jordan Shipley? All amazing memories that shaped my blind fandom to all things Burnt Orange.

Then came January 7th of 2010. I remember as if it was yesterday. Such high hopes going into the game against ‘Bama. Starting strong forcing a three and out. Fake punt in the National Championship game has got to work, right? Wrong! Blake Gideon with a huge pick to shift the momentum the Longhorns way. Big time players, make big time plays in big time games! After a good, not great, drive UT finds themselves at the Alabama 11. 1st and 10 in the red zone is always a great place to be. Of course as we all know, that excitement was doused with gasoline and a proverbial match was tossed in as Colt McCoy took a big shot from Marcell Dareus. Colt had a pinched nerve, we got to see Garrett Gilbert (yay?) and UT couldn’t get it done with our backs against the wall. This blog isn’t to highlight that BCS Natty loss, lord knows I don’t think my mental psyche can handle those memories.

Ever since that dreary January day at the turn of the decade, Texas football hasn’t been the same. In the seven years between that loss to Alabama and the hire of Tom Herman, the once feared, respected team on the 40 acres went a combined 46-42 with 3 bowl appearances. The highlight of which being in 2013 beating Oregon 30-7 in the Alamo Bowl. 46-42 is a fine record for a school like Pitt, or UCONN or Hawai’i (no offense to those aforementioned schools, you all are great in your own ways) but is an embarrassment for Texas. After the “mutual” departure of Mack Brown, Charlie Strong was brought on from Louisville after the 2013 season. Expectations were incredibly high for a magnitude of reasons. Football obviously, but also as the first African-American coach in Texas history. Everyone, UT fans and non fans alike, were rooting for Chuck to succeed. At the end of the day he was not a great fit and, at the genesis of college football, he could not recruit his own backyard, losing top talent to in-state schools such as Texas Tech, Texas A&M and Baylor. We all wanted Charlie Strong to succeed, but on November 26th, 2016 the University of Texas relieved Strong of his duties as head coach. Ending an underwhelming run with a 16-21 record with no bowl appearances.

Then on November 27th, just a few short hours after the firing of Charlie Strong, the prodigal son was delivered. Tom Herman, the former Houston head coach who made his name with a high flying offense and huge wins over power 5 schools, was finally home. From 99′-00′ Herman served as a GA for UT, making his mark under the wing of former UT offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach Greg Davis. Everywhere Herman went he brought his electric attitude and team first mentality.

In his first season at the helm of the ‘horns, Herman went 7-6, beating Mizzou 33-16 in the Texas Bowl. Not a bad start, lord knows better than what we had seen since Mack Brown was shown the door, but still not “Texas Standards.” Coming into year 2, the Longhorns were ranked 23rd by the Associated Press and high hopes for Westlake H.S. grad and Sophomore signal caller Sam Ehlinger. After an upset in Landover against Maryland, Texas rattled off wins over Tulsa, (22) USC, (17) TCU and Kansas State, Texas prepared for their showdown against 7th ranked Oklahoma in the Red River Rivalry. Texas ended up winning a wild one against the Sooners, 48-45. Jumping in the AP Rankings from 18 all the way up to 9, they won a nail biter against Baylor in Austin. UT would drop the next two, at Oklahoma State and home against West Virginia. Over the next 3 weeks the Longhorns would go 3-0 in Big 12 play, setting up a rematch against Oklahoma in the Big 12 Championship. Texas would be unable to sweep the Sooners after coming out of the gate hot after a quick 16 yard touchdown run from Sam Ehlinger. Oklahoma was clearly the better team, showing this by dominating in all three phases of the game. Although coming off a difficult loss to their biggest rival, there was great optimism surrounding this team. Despite the loss in the Big 12 Championship game, Texas would take on Georgia in the All State Sugar Bowl. Texas showed to be the better team by dominating on offense, out gaining Georgia 355 yards to 284. The rushing defense from Texas was suffocating, holding the Bulldogs to only 72 yards on 30 carries, a paltry 2.4 yards per attempt. All of this, coupled with good play from Ehlinger, resulted in a big win over the SEC Runner up Georgia Bulldogs. The title of this blog all stems from after the game when Sugar Bowl MVP and Austin native Sam Ehlinger, let all of Longhorn Nation know, “We’re baaaaaaaccccckkkkkk.”

I started this blog, my first of my writing career, with a simple question; Is Texas Really Back? If I was forced to give an unbiased, one word answer, I would say yes. That answer is conjured up from a few reasons; such as Ehlinger, assistant coaches brought on to lead, the likes of defensive coordinator Todd Orlando and Offensive coordinator Tim Beck, and overall more national media attention. But the main reason starts at the top, and that being Tom Herman. The Texas Longhorns finally have a leader, something this school has lacked since the mid 2000’s with Mack Brown. Tom Herman preaches, and expects, greatness. Not just because he says so, but because it is the Texas way and that is how he has been molded. From Mack Brown to Urban Meyer, Tom Herman expects perfection. For the first time in 8+ years, UT is consistently in the top 3 in recruiting class in the country, usually leading the Big 12 in this category. The future looks incredibly bright for Texas. Not only is that great for UT fans, but it is great for college football as a whole. So let’s all be thankful and excited for what this Longhorns team can do! Hook em horns!!